The Horka Blog

The BBC just ran this story,  see below

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8352711.stm

Where, for the paltry sum of 2,ooo pounds, you can have plastic surgery to give you the perfect V*****.

Well, this begs the question. Once you’ve spent your money, and many months in front of a mirror to ensure it is perfect, (to the dismay of your spouse who is now convinced that you’ve taken self-love too far), how do you show off your new medical wonder.

There is no socially acceptable way of showing it off at work as far as I know, and risk exciting every loser you’ve been avoiding for the past 10 years.

You can’t show off at the dinner table without being committed.

Your friends would figure you are being just a teeny bit too familiar.

What’s a person to do?

I know! – you do a Britney Spears. You also get a “Brazilian”, order up a limo and a couple of loser friends and go out “Commando”, making sure the Paparazzi know where and presto – perfect opportunity to show off your new, perfect V*****!

(These people are just plain nuts!)