The Horka Blog

Everybody knows Adam Lambert is gay.

Everybody knows Adam Lambert can sing.

Adam Lambert getting on an awards show and frenching a male on stage and doing the simulated you know what was totally expected and BORING.

If Adam Lambert had really wanted to shock everyone he would have acted against expectations and come out and blown everyone away with his talent. To NOT rely on cheap childish diversions would have been truly original, astonishing, shocking and memorable.

Any retard can kiss and simulate. Not many people can sing like Lambert. So, instead of celebrating his unique talents, what does this loser do – he goes for the common, pedestrian, “how many times have we seen this before” routine!

As it stands – yet ANOTHER predictable, boring performance. Sigh.

He should fire his handlers/advisors, they are probably the same ones who tell Will Ferrell that he is funny.

The BBC just ran this story,  see below

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8352711.stm

Where, for the paltry sum of 2,ooo pounds, you can have plastic surgery to give you the perfect V*****.

Well, this begs the question. Once you’ve spent your money, and many months in front of a mirror to ensure it is perfect, (to the dismay of your spouse who is now convinced that you’ve taken self-love too far), how do you show off your new medical wonder.

There is no socially acceptable way of showing it off at work as far as I know, and risk exciting every loser you’ve been avoiding for the past 10 years.

You can’t show off at the dinner table without being committed.

Your friends would figure you are being just a teeny bit too familiar.

What’s a person to do?

I know! – you do a Britney Spears. You also get a “Brazilian”, order up a limo and a couple of loser friends and go out “Commando”, making sure the Paparazzi know where and presto – perfect opportunity to show off your new, perfect V*****!

(These people are just plain nuts!)

Don’t!

Caught his squealing show on radio here and can’t imagine why anyone would tolerate it.

There is virtually no content to speak of, once you strip away the sound effects that probably really appeal to a 2 year old, the voice that makes fingernails on blackboard sound like grand opera and the “I should have been the man-servant in Birdcage” rantings.

The attempts at humour are targetted at the same age group – 2 – 5. Snickering at anything with a sexual connotation and squeezing one’s rubber ducky does not constitute remotely interesting radio content.

Just how bad these segments are can be seen when contrasted with any of the locally delivered entertainment segments. Take Kim Rossi, for example, she and her morning show colleages deliver a lot of content and the commentary is witty, funny and targetted to adults.

Mario Armando Lavandeira (his real name) reminds me of all the other novelty acts where someone actually achieves notoriety because they are THAT bad (remember tip toe through the tulips with Tiny Tim?). Mario is another one of these and I hope Montreal radio is smart enough to stay away from trash like this and get good mileage out of good local talent.

The contrast is particularly jarring when you listen to Ted Bird – who truly is a wordsmith and then have to endure the infantile babbling of Perez. There oughta be a law!